Mall Maniac: A 3 Stop Trek Through Northeast Ohio

“That’s no towne center. It’s a shopping mall.” -Obi Wan Kenobi Backstory: As you probably saw from my last post, I’ll take a mall over a towne center any day of the week. The fact that a new mall being built nowadays is almost unheard of is where I find the charm in them. Some […]

Bourbon Lemonade Recipe

What is the number one liquor drank by dads? Bourbon! Now of course that’s up for discussion, but I have seen some men get pretty hefty after a 1.5 oz cup of bourbon. Bourbon is one of those liquors that has a million and one sub-genres, from barrel proof, to small-batch to rye and many […]

Kingmakers Board Game Parlour (Columbus, OH)

Are you Board? Scramble for Scrabble and Brews at Kingmakers Board Game Parlour By: Sheriff of Rarden Secret Hitler. Beer. Need I say more? …I do? Well damn, I guess I have to write a whole post now. Kingmakers Board Game Parlour, located in the Short North district of Columbus, serves up board games, brewskis, […]

Tri-County Mall: What’s left?

Main entrance of the mall (pic definitely not taken from google maps street view). Backstory: Opened in 1960, Tri-County Mall was the first enclosed shopping center in the Cincinnati area. The mall is still the second largest mall in all of greater Cincinnati with 3 anchors (2 vacant) and a whopping 1,300,000 square feet of […]

SPAM Fried Rice

I know you’re already enticed just by the name but, before I get started here, let me tell you a few things. Here’s just a minor disclaimer: you do not always have to follow a recipe to a T. In fact, many of the best chefs don’t measure things out precisely. Watch a cooking show: […]

This Ohio State Swimmer broke an Olympic Record

Why hello, fellow fathers. I’m here again to promote yet another quick little documentary I made recently, this time profiling an Ohio State swimmer’s career at OSU. This video was made for one of my journalism classes and, as such, is probably a little rough around the edges. Feel free to critique or straight up […]

The Only Youth Homeless Shelter in Central Ohio

And now time for something completely different. Instead of the usual shitposts on this blog, I’ve decided to upload something actually important this time. For my journalism class I decided to make a mini documentary on the homeless situation within Columbus, Ohio. Normally I wouldn’t want to post this online because of the somewhat shoddy […]

Slow cooker chicken chili

Background: In my time of being a home chef, I’ve made a lot of different shit, and a lot of chili’s too. Never have I made a chicken chili, but in a past post I made some goat slow cooked buff chick. Nevertheless, I was just kinda shopping around the other night, grabbing normal things, […]

Food Review: Bub’s Pizza Bar (Cincinnati)

Bub’s Pizza is a Drunk’s Best Friend By: Sheriff of Rarden It’s 2:00 in the morning. It’s a Saturday. You just came out of a bar in Mt. Lookout. You’re completely hammered and your judgement is totally impaired. You feel your stomach growl just the slightest amount and all of a sudden you’re craving something […]

Classic Patty Melt

Patty Melt Recipe By: MC Screwdriver Well folks, the end of Burger Week in Cincinnati has come to an end. If you don’t know what Burger Week is, I highly recommend following it on Instagram for some fire pics of dad circles. Anyway, considering all of the hype surrounding this and because I’m a dad, […]