“Thou fathers commence upon a village downward of the holy pathway. Thy beverages shall be consumed in alliance with the bovine supper.” -God Bod Southern Ohio, 1886 A village is formed in the county of Scioto. From that point on, it was one man’s mission to turn a small community, into a holy land. Who […]
Read More Rarden, OH: A Dad Bod Pilgrimage“Just another dead mall in Ohio that the Mall Maniac is covering.” Well in my defense there are/were A LOT, and this one is an especially epic special posthumous release. This mall saw the light, and wasn’t afraid. Prologue: It was exactly five years ago from the day I write this that I visited the […]
Read More Rich in Vacancy: A Last Look at Richmond Town SquarePicture credits to Katie Stratman with USA TODAY Sports “Spencer not only drives balls into the seats, he drives fans to the ballpark. In some cases he’s even made straight men question their heterosexuality.” -David Bell August 2, 2022, The Cincinnati Reds season is hanging by a thread. Following back-to-back promising seasons in ’20 & […]
Read More Clubhouse Daddy: Spencer Steer’s Big Bat & BootyA love letter to the one and only Champagne of Beers By: MC Screwdriver “I don’t think a beer should be this slammable. It is outrageous. It is unfair!”- Anakin Beerwalker Miller High Life is identified by The Miller Brewing Company as an American-Style Lager, and it has been filling daddies’ bellies since 1903. This […]
Read More Beer Review: Miller High Life (The Champagne of Beers)Beer Review: Natty Daddy By: Sheriff of Rarden Natty Daddy. Just the name alone is worthy of a review. This beer is synonymous with gas stations like Rod Stewart is synonymous with being sexy. As we speak, I’m drinking a Natty Daddy from a UDF while listening to the Rod. Natty Daddy is, well, the […]
Read More Beer Review: Natty DaddyBeer Review: Pabst Blue Ribbon By: Sheriff of Rarden Beer. Reviews. ARE. BACK!!! That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it’s only been over three years since my last beer review but the spirits of creativity and alcoholism have once again taken me by the hand. And what better way to welcome back beer reviews than by […]
Read More Beer Review: Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)As the summer approaches, the holiest day for dads has quickly come upon us; Father’s Day is here already! We would like to extend a warm welcome and a very cold beer to all those who have embraced the glory of fatherhood. It’s not easy being a father. There are meats to be grilled, cigars […]
Read More Father’s Day Gift Ideas!“land” As in directional malls of Columbus, Ohio. More on those later… **Disclaimer** This mall is not to be confused with Columbus’ much newer and incredibly popular indoor/outdoor shopping destination that is Easton Town Center. If you want to learn about Easton you’ve come to the wrong place. Intro: How’s it going everybody? I know […]
Read More Eastland Mall: The Last “land”By: Sheriff of Rarden Want more Dad Bod Collective entertainment? Why not check out our YouTube? Check us out here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43Ju7vI9q9kEU9CEFwUlmA We have live footage of our first concert posted and are looking to create more videos in the near future. Keep an eye out!
Read More Check Out Our YouTube!Intro: This one is for all of you Cincinnatians to honor our german heritage, because I guarantee that if you’re from here, you’ve probably got some. The Nati’ is one of the most German influenced cities across the U.S. and even holds the title for the largest Oktoberfest celebration in America, second to the city […]
Read More Deep Fried Schnitzel with German Potato Salad: Ja Ja Ja
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