Towne Mall Galleria: Frozen in Time

Towne Mall: Well aren’t I aesthetically pleasing. Michael: Yeah I mean your style is right up my alley. Towne Mall: Oh you think so!? You should come in! Are you hungry!? I’ve got mexican food! Yeah that’s all, but it’s really good I promise!” This has been a short interaction between an incredibly desperate enclosed […]

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Eastgate Mall: Peace In The Middle East

The middle east of the greater Cincinnati Metro area of course… “I am Clermont county confederate through and through, and you can take that to your meemaw’s grave.”-Eastgate Mall Intro: The Plandemic, NRA stickers, All Lives Matter propaganda, and even recently popularized Blue Lives Matter merchandise can all be found in one convenient destination, right […]

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Tri-County Mall: What’s left?

Main entrance of the mall (pic definitely not taken from google maps street view). Backstory: Opened in 1960, Tri-County Mall was the first enclosed shopping center in the Cincinnati area. The mall is still the second largest mall in all of greater Cincinnati with 3 anchors (2 vacant) and a whopping 1,300,000 square feet of […]

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