Towne Mall Galleria: Frozen in Time

Towne Mall: Well aren’t I aesthetically pleasing. Michael: Yeah I mean your style is right up my alley. Towne Mall: Oh you think so!? You should come in! Are you hungry!? I’ve got mexican food! Yeah that’s all, but it’s really good I promise!” This has been a short interaction between an incredibly desperate enclosed […]

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South Park Mall: Full Review

“Wait a minute, Cleveland. Are you telling me you built a shopping mall… on the site of what was going to be the Browns new stadium?!”- Marty McFly The quote above is actually true. This land was purchased originally by Cleveland Browns’ former owner Art Modell in the ’80s with a secret plan to build […]

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